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on August 16, 2008

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A hacked blog posting I will call “Wild Things”

Pssss, keep this on the down low, I just hacked into my wife’s blog and I’m posting this random blog. (I didn’t really hack into it but that sounds better then she left it open…). By the way I’m the “jerk” mentioned a few post back that had a song sung about him to the tune of the Brady Bunch, how insulting is that? In defense of myself the table I drilled into was 15 (ish) years old (to long to do the math on my hands) and was made out of particle board, its not like it was sold oak or something. What was I suppose to do, she wanted something done and I did it the best was I saw practical, what should I have used a few cans of pork and beans to hold it down? Anyways after Christmas when I took it off all I did was rub off some of the big splinters that where sticking up and it looked liked everything else in our house. For those of you who don’t know we opted for the disposable house until the kids move out. By the way I can do a song about her and her blogs sung to the tune of the ...

most important article i've read

Moral Agency By Elder D. Todd Christofferson Of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles Ensign, Jun 2009, 46–53 From a devotional address delivered January 31, 2006, at Brigham Young University Testing as Part of the Essential Experience A consistent effort will educate and refine our desires so that in time our desires will become aligned with the Father’s. But we should expect to be tested. The gift of agency is intended to give us experience. We “taste the bitter, that [we] may know to prize the good” ( Moses 6:55 ). And Jesus, “though he were a Son, yet learned he obedience by the things which he suffered” ( Hebrews 5:8 ). Joseph Smith was told to expect some severe opposition despite making good choices. Said the Lord, “Know thou, my son, that all these things shall give thee experience, and shall be for thy good” ( D&C 122:7 ). We are in a mortal experience because we cannot become as God without that experience. We must prove to Him and to ourselves that we can consistently make t...

Juju + door to door selling = pain

essay on why juju is banned from going door to door with b trying to sell seeds . i'm so silly, i thought ju bringing her box of stuff - literally junk, (a piece of yarn she had been playing with, 3 rubber bands, a pencil, small pad of paper, several pages of copy paper, little toys, jacked up slinky), would be cute. she just wanted to be like her big brother and make some money. b could not have been more embarrassed. when she tried to shimmy in front of him at the first door he was mortified. he kept elbowing her to get back, he is selling flower seeds so he can go to science camp after all!! i still thought it was funny that she would stand next to b with her shoe box open, displaying her wares - no takers, funny that was... this is where the fun begins - if you are not, ju, b or me. bottom of our 2nd street; i put a seed pod from a lantern tree (she can sell people the seeds from their own front yards!) in her box; one house later - shrieks, screams, throwing of the box; not to...

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